Post by King Solomon on Aug 7, 2013 8:15:47 GMT -4
I am posting this to the "UFOs, Aliens, Area 51" section of "Sapphire's Paranormal Forum" knowing that the information security controls here are more robust, and therefore able to ward off the constant IP Spoofing attacks that aliens are using to erase my posts to this forum and private messages.
Last night, using my hyper-dimensional resonator and telepathy, I have discovered that some aliens did survive our battle of 2007. During this battle, when I destroyed the alien's mother ship, which was orbiting the Sun near Jupiter, one small alien ship managed to escape to the surface of Jupiter, where it is currently hiding in Jupiter's great red spot.
Unfortunately, I am unable to locate these aliens and destroy them. Because of the viscous storms and 1000 MPH winds, the fact that the red spot is several times as large as the earth, and the intense atmospheric pressure and gravity on Jupiter's surface, it is impossible for me to locate the aliens who are hiding there. This latest storm in a series of major storms plaguing Jupiter has persisted now for over 2,447,131 years.
There is only one God who has the power to stop the storms on Jupiter, and that is Sapphire. Unless Sapphire stops this storm, and makes the red spot disappear, the aliens will likely continue to erase my posts to "Sapphire's Paranormal Forum" and cause other untold havoc to the other forum members in both the astral planes and physical world.
Sincerely,
King Solomon
Last night, using my hyper-dimensional resonator and telepathy, I have discovered that some aliens did survive our battle of 2007. During this battle, when I destroyed the alien's mother ship, which was orbiting the Sun near Jupiter, one small alien ship managed to escape to the surface of Jupiter, where it is currently hiding in Jupiter's great red spot.
Unfortunately, I am unable to locate these aliens and destroy them. Because of the viscous storms and 1000 MPH winds, the fact that the red spot is several times as large as the earth, and the intense atmospheric pressure and gravity on Jupiter's surface, it is impossible for me to locate the aliens who are hiding there. This latest storm in a series of major storms plaguing Jupiter has persisted now for over 2,447,131 years.
There is only one God who has the power to stop the storms on Jupiter, and that is Sapphire. Unless Sapphire stops this storm, and makes the red spot disappear, the aliens will likely continue to erase my posts to "Sapphire's Paranormal Forum" and cause other untold havoc to the other forum members in both the astral planes and physical world.
Sincerely,
King Solomon
