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Post by Sunshine on Dec 3, 2007 18:01:46 GMT -4
"Give me a table near the center of the restaurant!" Joe does not want to sound cheap. After all, he came over here... hoping he might get lucky with one of these ladies....
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Post by silverhorse on Dec 4, 2007 16:59:59 GMT -4
"Also, give me a beer!" Joe told the waitress....
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Post by king arthur on Dec 4, 2007 20:37:13 GMT -4
While Joe is browsing around, sitting down with the table in the center of that restaurant. Suddenly, a ragged guy in his 40's with couple of skeleton tattoos on his arm approached Joe, says "Hi! Cutie!." Joe is shock and not sure how to react, finally Joe yelled out in the restaurant... "ANGELA! ...WHERE ARE YOU? This is Joe." ....
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Post by Astral Knight on Dec 5, 2007 18:06:54 GMT -4
All of the ladies with red coat, look at Joe. They all claim they are "Angela." Turn out to be this Sunday night is "Angela's night!" All ladies with the first name "Angela" can come to this restaurant and get free drinks, the only condition is... every Angela has to wear Red coat.
But Joe refuses to give up... he says... ;D
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Post by King Solomon on Dec 6, 2007 11:12:35 GMT -4
But Joe refuses to give up... he says... ;D "Waitress, please give the guy in his 40's with couple of skeleton tattoos on his arm a drink on me." Joe had noticed that this guy was sitting with an Angela that appeared to be both heterosexual and looking for fun. If he could get over to that table, maybe he could start a conversation whith her. He was sure that he wouldn't have any competition from him, or the other guys in the bar.The waitress yelled across the room, "Hey Maurice, this nice guy here wants to buy you a drink!" Maurice looked over at Joe with a big grin and started to get up to go over to Joe's table. Oh sh*t! Joe realized that this was a big mistake.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 6, 2007 16:47:25 GMT -4
Oh! Sh*t! -- is not the only thing, this 40 year old man with skeleton tottos, has a "fake tooth" with one small "diamond" sparkling through one mile of distance when he is smiling.
"What do I get myself into?" Joe is thinking, he should have stayed in the car, drove away... but instead, Joe says to the guy, "How's going?" The tatto man says,...
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Post by king arthur on Dec 6, 2007 21:48:37 GMT -4
The tattoo man "Maurice" grabbed the beer which Joe bought for him, grabbed a chair with the "million dollar smile" (diamond tooth), and sat right next to him. Joe was not shaking, but tried to act as "normal" as he could. The sky is just about to fall down. The Million-dollar-smile man opened his mouth, got real close to Joe and says, "Hi, I am Maurice, I am the owner of this restaurant!" ....
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Post by silverhorse on Dec 8, 2007 17:16:50 GMT -4
"This is the first time I see you here, " Maurice continues...
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Post by king arthur on Dec 9, 2007 21:02:10 GMT -4
"Nice restaurant you have," Joe says. Joe learned his lessons-- never conflict with the person who is obviously not your peer.
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Post by silverhorse on Dec 10, 2007 11:12:15 GMT -4
"What do you like about this restaurant?" The tatoo man is asking. Joe could not think of one reason he likes about this restaurant, but Joe managed to say...
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Post by Astral Knight on Dec 11, 2007 15:31:11 GMT -4
Lots of ladies here with the first name "Angela."
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 13, 2007 17:25:09 GMT -4
One of the Angelas, the one who was on the cell phone, finished her phone conversation with someone, and approaching Joe...
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Post by king arthur on Dec 14, 2007 18:36:57 GMT -4
"Hi, Sugar! Are you 'Joe'?" She askes.
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Post by King Solomon on Dec 15, 2007 18:09:28 GMT -4
Yeah babe, "what's a pretty girl like yourself doing in a place like this?" Joe laughs
Angela then does something so shocking that Joe almost jumped out of his shoes...
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Post by kentucker4 on Dec 17, 2007 21:59:43 GMT -4
She reaches up to the top of her beautiful blonde hair and yanks it off....a wig. Then she says, "Ah, that feels so much better. Now buy me a drink big boy." Maurice starts dying out laughing and chuckles, "You sure know how to pick em mate." Dumfounded, Joe buys her a drink because he is in too much in shock to do anything else. "You passed the Angela test," baldy said. "You have seen what I really look like, yet you still bought me a drink. I am going to do things to you tonight that you will never forget." Joe, feeling nauseous, sinks in his chair. Then he gets a good idea. He decides to.........
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