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Post by king arthur on Nov 19, 2007 19:48:58 GMT -4
Joe is 25 years old, he lives in Manhattan in a tiny apartment in Greenwich village. He has a job-- he is an architect working in a small firm down in mid-town 42nd street, near Empire State building.
Joe is 6 feet, medium built, ordinary looking, seems to have extreme bad luck when it comes to women.
(OK, this is the base information about Joe, the rest we can make it up. Any member can relay the story as the 'Joe,' and the next member has to continue the story previous member wrote, but the new posts could be new turns and twist.)
Have fun!
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 19, 2007 19:55:28 GMT -4
Joe is sipping his coffee in a sunshine Saturday morning. Joe is considered himself lucky, because most of the friends of his age ... everyone has to share apartment with someone.
But he has an apartment entirely his own. The phone rings....
(Whoever the next member post under this thread, has to contiune the story, I will give more examples.)
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 19, 2007 20:01:58 GMT -4
"What do you want?" Joe is annoyed about a early morning phone call. "It's your mother," the phone on the other side answered. "I am sorry, Mother!" Joe almost fell out his chair, felt sorry about being rude on the phone.  The mother says... (Whoever next member contiune this thread, have to act two parts - mother and Joe, and leave a cue at the end for following member to keep going for the story. You can write longer story if you want.) ;D |
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Post by silverhorse on Nov 20, 2007 18:05:35 GMT -4
"Do you remember to take your vitamins everyday?" mother asks.
"Yes, mom I do!.." Joe replied. After a long 20 minutes conversation with his mother, fianlly his mother hang up the phone.
Then the phone rings again.
"Who is calling?" Joe asks.
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Post by King Solomon on Nov 21, 2007 8:23:56 GMT -4
It was Joe's ex-girlfriend, Molly.
Molly wanted to know why Joe hasn't called her.
Joe explained that since he has bad luck with women, that he is afraid to call her, or anyone else.
Molly decided to share the secret of being irresistible to women.
She started, once long ago there was a man named Ralph. He had a bad crush on Tammy who worked at the local butcher shop....
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Post by Astral Knight on Nov 21, 2007 16:47:31 GMT -4
Tammy was so good with her knife skill, she used to cut meats in front of those men customers.
And it became a big "turns on" for the guys. Also, she would cut a little extra meat and winked at those men. Tammy had become instant sensation in that tiny small town.
"What does that got to do with me?" Joe asks.
Molly continues....
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Post by king arthur on Nov 21, 2007 22:11:27 GMT -4
"This is when Ralph showed up in the store," Molly continues.
"Ralph gave out a 'Don't-give-a-da*n' attitude to Tammy. No matter what Tammy does... does not impress him. It happened so many times, finally one day Tammy could not help it, and said to Raph..."
"Who do you think you are?" Tammy asked Ralph.
Ralph said....
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Post by King Solomon on Nov 23, 2007 10:30:21 GMT -4
Ralph said....
Tammy, when I watch you cut sausages I gets me really hot!
Tammy was taken aback by this unusual comment. At first, she thought that the temperature in the store was too high. Then she realized that Ralph was coming on to her. So many men had come into her shop before and made similar, lewd comments. She decided to ignore this one.
Ralph thought she did not hear him. So he blurted out, I would really like for you to cut my sausage.
That was all Tammy could take. She had been having a bad day and had very little patience for this. She exploded. She said, Ralph, why don't you ....
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Post by silverhorse on Nov 23, 2007 18:47:33 GMT -4
"Why don't you get out of here! " Tammy yelled in a tone of impatience.
"I am afraid you misunderstand me, what I meant was...." Ralph tried to explain.
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Post by king arthur on Nov 24, 2007 19:17:21 GMT -4
"What I meant was...the 'Sausage' is the name of my dog, and he likes sausage, would you cut some.., some, some, sausages for my dog 'Sausage'!" Ralph got nervous, and started to stammer. "And I live just nearby," Ralph handed over his address to Tammy. Tammy was still pissed off, said "I have no time right now, I will cut some later. I get off work at 6 pm, on the way I will give you the sauages that you requested. Ralph was very happy, and.... |
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Post by silverhorse on Nov 25, 2007 12:04:27 GMT -4
Ralph went home, and the minute he got home, he made "Sauage" took a bath, and groomed his dog, he wanted to make sure that Tammy gets the best impression about his dog. By the way, Sauage is a beautiful Chi-wa-wa. This is how Ralph dressed up his dog (Sauage).  Time flies... already 6 pm, the door bell rang... |
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Post by king arthur on Nov 25, 2007 22:30:10 GMT -4
The main reason Ralph had a bow on the top of Sauage was due to an incident happened a couple days ago. Ralph was sitting in the living and smoking the same time, by accident one drop of ash fell on the top of Sauage (Sauage was sleeping next to the sofa), and made a small dark circle of Sauage's head. In order to cover up this 1 cm burn circle, a "bow" is a perfect decoration to cover it up. Ralph opened the door, and it was ...Tammy, Tammy said... |
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Post by kentucker4 on Nov 26, 2007 10:35:14 GMT -4
The main reason Ralph had a bow on the top of Sauage was due to an incident happened a couple days ago. Ralph was sitting in the living and smoking the same time, by accident one drop of ash fell on the top of Sauage (Sauage was sleeping next to the sofa), and made a small dark circle of Sauage's head. In order to cover up this 1 cm burn circle, a "bow" is a perfect decoration to cover it up. Ralph opened the door, and it was ...Tammy, Tammy said... She said nothing and instead slammed her body into Ralph's as she began kissing him before they both fell on the floor in a state of bliss. When it was over, she told him that he was the first man to ever ignore her for so long and she found that fascinating even though she couldn't explain why. As she was talking, Sausage who had been barking at her earlier to no avail, ran up and bit her left leg while she srieked...startled. Tammy then kicked Sausage out of reflex...the poor little pooch rolled on the floor from the blow and slamed into Ralph's nearby wall. |
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Post by Astral Knight on Nov 26, 2007 11:19:20 GMT -4
The "bow" on the top of Sauage's head instantly fell off his head; the burn mark instantly shown and Sauage was crying. Tammy was angry at first with the dog, but after saw the dog was crying, she thought she is the one who got the dog the -- "burn circle." She felt very sorry for the dog.
Meanwhile, Ralph was shock (his jaw was wide opened).. not sure how to explain the 'burn' mark to Tammy. ...
Tammy picked up the poor little pooch...
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Post by King Solomon on Nov 26, 2007 22:19:30 GMT -4
As soon as Tammy picked up Sausage, the windows in Ralph's house started shattering one-by-one. In this terrible moment, Sausage jumped out of her arms and was sucked out the window.
The house was hit by an intense F5 tornado which seemed to come out of nowhere.
Tammy and Ralph ran into the bathroom and held each other tight. The tornado soon passed overhead. She kissed him. He kissed her back... One thing led to another and they soon had their clothes off.
Ralph said to Tammy, you know tammy....
(It is still Ralph not Joe yet.) ;D
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We all come from somewhere, just not sure where we came from."....I want to be your friend, and You be mine.