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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 12:58:01 GMT -4
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 13:09:42 GMT -4
A guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the girl at the counter, undoes his fly and puts his cock on the counter. The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop!" So the guy says, "So put two hands and a face on it!" Gods...what a manwhore
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 13:11:02 GMT -4
A handsome young man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married. But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his pen*s. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a dick!" and disappointed, he would take them home. After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?". Ann replied, "I don't know." Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his dick says, "Now dear, this is a dick!" "Oh no honey," says Ann, "A dick is much bigger than that, and black!" EPIC FIAL
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 13:12:08 GMT -4
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 13:16:06 GMT -4
One day little johnny came home from school with a note pinned to his shirt. The note read: Dear little johnny's mom, apparently little johnny has been having some trouble with telling the difference between girls and boys. Please sit down with little johnny and explain this to him. Sighned, little johnny's teacher. After reading this note little johnny's mom took little johnny into her room and shut the door. "okay little johnny," his mother said. "First tak off my high heels. Then take off my panty hose. Then take off my dress. Now take off my bra and panties. NOW NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!! DA** I GOT TROLLED
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 11, 2011 13:17:03 GMT -4
Little johnny sees his grandfather smoking and asks can he try. The old man says can you touch your ass with your dick yet? No says johnny. Then you can't have some says his grandad. Then the old geezer is drinking alcohol. Johnny asks can he have some. But he cant as he can touch his ass with his dick yet. later Johnny is eating cookies and his grandfather asks can he have some. Johnny asks,"can you touch your ass with your dick yet?" Why of course i can replies the grandfather. Johnny then said THEN GO F**K YOURSELF! STUPID KID
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Post by Adzi on May 11, 2011 19:21:54 GMT -4
ok i'm not saying it is a bad joke ... but it is a little bit long-ish u know i was thinking of something shorter like: a husband is coming back home after two years of working abroad. the wife all excited preparing dinner and sending the kids away to her moms eagerly awaits him.
the guy walks in at home and immediately tells his wife: -" honey forget the dinner, take off everything u have on u and run for the bedroom " the wife all excited, panting, jumps in the bedroom bed naked: -" i didn't think u'll miss me soO much " the guy walks in briskly, turns off the lights in the bedroom, sits right next to her on the bed
and snaps his wrist in front of her -" check out this ultra cool new watch i got, it GLOWS in the dark " ;D lol you do realize it can awaken a sleeping Dragon potentially right? ;D LOL
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Post by Adzi on May 11, 2011 19:23:03 GMT -4
i didn't know Shiki Asagami Brunested knows so much XXX R Jokes more than me for sure ..!
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 12, 2011 15:59:46 GMT -4
i didn't know Shiki Asagami Brunested knows so much XXX R Jokes more than me for sure ..! thats what happens when the Dragon Phoenix is awoken ;D In this case? Yuyuko woke it up
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 13, 2011 13:42:47 GMT -4
can wait tomorow im da** sleepy ;D
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Post by Shiki Akasha on May 13, 2011 13:49:35 GMT -4
HEEEEEEEELP i have a madness mantra in my head O________O it says "s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x " Repeating over and over HOW DO I STOP IT
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Post by Adzi on Jun 28, 2011 22:33:21 GMT -4
ok there are some nice jokes ! and the parrots jokes are Cool too !
check this one out :
there are three girls in three professions: a schoolteacher, a police / law enforcement girl and a doctor
why is it difficult to choose from either one of them:
1. the schoolteacher always says -" we need to repeat the lesson " ( the lesson in sex ) 2. the law enforcement girl says -" bend over, spread your legs and hands behind the head " - lol ( like when they are searching someone ) 3. the doctor gilr says -" ok whos next " ( after sex, she is not satisfied with one guy )
loool
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Post by Shiki Akasha on Jun 29, 2011 5:28:13 GMT -4
Sorry if i havent added much to this will add after i go back from Thailand "its because you've been doing those 18+ things to me! >//////////////////////////<"
LAWL O//////o .. you lvoe it though "yeah "~ I LOVE YOU ~
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Post by Adzi on Jul 8, 2011 20:34:32 GMT -4
i've been wanting to post this a while now - kind of funny joke too Why you should be an Economist ?a couple, walks in a psychiatrist office, and they say: -" Doctor if you can please watch us making love, bcs maybe u'll find something wrong ?" the doctor all curious, and suprprised could not believe this young couple. but what can he do, they want counseling so why not - he agrees... after one hour, he prepares the bill of $ 80 and, he tells the couple: -" wow guys i've never seen such passionate and good sex , are you sure there is something wrong here ? " they guy answer -" please just watch us ? " and pays the $ 80, for one hour counseling. they come back again later in the week and the same thing happens - they have a fantastic one hour sex period the doctor could not believe this this goes on, for the second week and same thing on the third week but now the doctor was determined to find what was wrong -" ok guys, i've been watching u have sex for three weeks now, and i don't see anything wrong with it . can you explain to me what am i really doing here ? so the guy says -" look Doc, i'm married so we can't go to my place " ;D the girl says -" i'm married too, so we can't go to my place either " ;D then she goes on : to go to Marriot, Hilton or any other hotel will cost us min $ 120 - 130 ...? when we come to you we pay $ 80 we have a good alibi, since we work together and insurance pays us back $ 67,50 Economist
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Post by Sapphire on Jul 8, 2011 21:36:04 GMT -4
i've been wanting to post this a while now - kind of funny joke too Why you should be an Economist ?a couple, walks in a psychiatrist office, and they say: -" Doctor if you can please watch us making love, bcs maybe u'll find something wrong ?" the doctor all curious, and suprprised could not believe this young couple. but what can he do, they want counseling so why not - he agrees... after one hour, he prepares the bill of $ 80 and, he tells the couple: -" wow guys i've never seen such passionate and good sex , are you sure there is something wrong here ? " they guy answer -" please just watch us ? " and pays the $ 80, for one hour counseling. they come back again later in the week and the same thing happens - they have a fantastic one hour sex period the doctor could not believe this this goes on, for the second week and same thing on the third week but now the doctor was determined to find what was wrong -" ok guys, i've been watching u have sex for three weeks now, and i don't see anything wrong with it . can you explain to me what am i really doing here ? so the guy says -" look Doc, i'm married so we can't go to my place " ;D the girl says -" i'm married too, so we can't go to my place either " ;D then she goes on : to go to Marriot, Hilton or any other hotel will cost us min $ 120 - 130 ...? when we come to you we pay $ 80 we have a good alibi, since we work together and insurance pays us back $ 67,50 Economist
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