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[Adzi]

Random Joke ...

two Blondes are standing in front of an ATM ...
the first one is trying to get some money out and punches her pin code in...
the one behind her, grins and cheerfully chimes :
-" heellooo, i saw yoour pin code!!! aand its four staaars ;D "
the first one taking the money out, bedazzled turns around, grins back and replies in the same cheerful tune ...
- " Nooo its noot ! its Onee Fivee Three Seveen "

[Sapphire]

Oct 29, 2012 4:05:19 GMT -4 Adzi said:

Random Joke ...

two Blondes are standing in front of an ATM ...
the first one is trying to get some money out and punches her pin code in...
the one behind her, grins and cheerfully chimes :
-" heellooo, i saw yoour pin code!!! aand its four staaars ;D "
the first one taking the money out, bedazzled turns around, grins back and replies in the same cheerful tune ...
- " Nooo its noot ! its Onee Fivee Three Seveen "

[Adzi]

Random Joke - Young Love :

young Marko is looking at his older brother talking to a girl, seducing her .
a few minutes later the brother escorts the girl to his car. Curious Mark, wanting to see what will happen jumps in the trunk of the car..

soon enough the brother stops at one empty meadow - nice lawn.
he gets out of the car, puts a blanket and asks his girlfriend:
- ur gonna give in ?
-Nop - she answers
- think a little bit, are you going to give in ?
-Nop
-I'm asking you for the last time... - Nop - she cuts through him..
and Marko's brother says:
-Ok since that's the case you can walk home ...

Next day Marko sits Marika on his bicycle and drives her to the meadow.:
- Marika are you going to give in ?
- Yes - she answers
-Please think a little bit, are you going to give in ?
-Yes
-I'm asking for the last tim... - Yes - she says and Marko exhales in sadness
- Ok since that's the case, you can take the bicycle, I'll walk home

[Sapphire]

Nov 5, 2012 9:23:46 GMT -4 Adzi said:

Random Joke - Young Love :

young Marko is looking at his older brother talking to a girl, seducing her .
a few minutes later the brother escorts the girl to his car. Curious Mark, wanting to see what will happen jumps in the trunk of the car..

soon enough the brother stops at one empty meadow - nice lawn.
he gets out of the car, puts a blanket and asks his girlfriend:
- ur gonna give in ?
-Nop - she answers
- think a little bit, are you going to give in ?
-Nop
-I'm asking you for the last time... - Nop - she cuts through him..
and Marko's brother says:
-Ok since that's the case you can walk home ...

Next day Marko sits Marika on his bicycle and drives her to the meadow.:
- Marika are you going to give in ?
- Yes - she answers
-Please think a little bit, are you going to give in ?
-Yes
-I'm asking for the last tim... - Yes - she says and Marko exhales in sadness
- Ok since that's the case, you can take the bicycle, I'll walk home

[Adzi]

random joke...

a brunette is asking blond friend of hers:
-" you know if i'm swimming for an hour and a half in the swimming pool, how many calories should i burn up ? " -
the blond looks astonished ..
-" crazy girl !!! you can't burn anything in water ... "

[Adzi]

Random Joke:

in the middle of the night a thief breaks in a house ...
he starts roaming through the living room but a very smart parrot was there..
the parrot goes : " don't steal ! St. Peter is watching you " ..
the thief hears him and continues breaking through the drawers finding a bunch of silver ..
the parrot again : " don't steal ! St. Peter is watching you " ..
the thief starts getting annoyed but goes through a safe deposit box ..
and for a third time the parrot : " don't steal St. Peter is watching you " ..
now completely annoyed he stops, switches on the lights, goes over to the parrot:
" whats your problem ..?"
- " my name is Rambo :-) "
" who the hell gives a parrot, the name 'Rambo' ?!? "
the parrot jumps around happily: " my thoughts exactly ! the same people that named that pit-bull St. Peter !

[Adzi]

Random Joke:

Philip and Olivia are sleeping in the middle of the night hugging each other ...
Olivia screams - ' Philip quick get up ! my husband is getting back early i can hear him opening the door !!! '
Philip jumps out of bed all crazed up, confused doesn't even know where he is .
Olivia - ' Quick there is the window just jump over one floor '
Philip runs through the open window lands in some bushes, dislocates a shoulder, and hurts his leg.
he gets up and starts thinking..
' Ohh Olivia ! Who is that other husband you are talking about ?! Am i not your husband ? '
Olivia looks over the window - ' And why are you jumping out the window in the middle of the night !!'